bill-and-cathy-cambridge:

a-royal-love-affair:

georgesus:

IM SCREAMING


IM EFFIN FEELS. Please stop this

I didn’t even notice his hand on her knee BYE

bill-and-cathy-cambridge:

a-royal-love-affair:

georgesus:

IM SCREAMING

IM EFFIN FEELS. Please stop this

I didn’t even notice his hand on her knee BYE

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chriscevans:

Can I hold you sir?

chriscevans:

Can I hold you sir?

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filthylinen:

me: drinks wine straight from the bottle


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toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!


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hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency


YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard)

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assrimming:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

(Source: lanadelgayest)


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larsellers:

larsellers:

if you insult my favourite player ill probably wanna stab you in the face really hard because he tries his fucking best ok and im the only one that’s allowed to talk shit about him

unless ur favourite player is a bruin than everyone is allowed to shit talk him sorry i dont make the rules it’s just how it is


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nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

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relahvant:

maddehhey:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ask-pigpeter:

smokeymcdaniel:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint

That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.

reblogging for that ^

you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move. 

i think someone missed the pun

relahvant:

maddehhey:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ask-pigpeter:

smokeymcdaniel:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint

That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.

reblogging for that ^

you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move. 

i think someone missed the pun

(Source: stefanny88)

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blondesquats:

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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LOL this is so on point *attempts to hide 12 chins*


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